Welcome to the
Meathouse
Flaming Steaks | Mouthwatering Grills
At the Meathouse it's go HOT or go home.
On Hiatus~
Hyurs Hyurs Hyurs
Yes we exist. And no we're not extinct (yet). Come down and join the merry (crazy) bunch of Hyurs with our shenanigans.Did we mention that it's too hot for shirts in here?(Our roster varies and we might not always have full staff in the venue. If the staff of your choice is not on site, do check their availability with us!)
Shade Vetinari (Admin/Everything)
Where there is chaos there is Shade Vetinari. This guy exists to throw wrenches into the proverbial machines.
Or to build flaming houses and kidnap politely invites shirtless Hyurs to his BBQ place. Definitely no coercion involved.
Karmaz Karmazur (Chat/RP)
This gentle giant is here to provide all your BBQ needs and make sure you enjoy yourself to the fullest. Call him for anything; Drinks, Entertainment, Meeeeeat!
No Karmaz the puppy eyes do NOT work on me now stop it and get back to work.
Arusaru Justicerip (Staff)
Switches between Serious WoLTM and Gap Moe so fast it gives you whiplash. Local Onsen God (self-declared), owns several unique establishments himself.
Shade's notes: Get QA checks before allowing Aru to sell onsen bathwater.
Luckers Princer (Chat/RP)
Here to give you the best pizza- meat experience, from
thin slice to thick crust or ribeye to pepperoni!
Mumbles Now hurry up and order something. I'll have to deliver this pizza later before it gets cold.
#TipYourLocalPizzaBoy
Chicken Nugget (Chat)
Dont let the bite-sized name fool you; This fowl Hyur is quite a handful, and maybe also quite a mouthful.
He was a chicken, he's now a Hyur, but he's still the best midnight snack.
Kenny Nyx (Chat)
Feeling lost amongst the crowd? This gentle soul can be your retreat in the midst of chaos. Chat him up, he's sure to give you an enjoyable experience.
Probably the sanest Hyur here. Probably.
Huang Shaotian (Chat/RP)
PVP Maniac. Always asking for a duel with anyone he deems strong, but gets rejected more often than not. "Come on! PKPKPKPKPK!"
Dont tell his captain that he's part-timing here
#KingsAvatar #BlueRain
Jearas Vicquemare (Chat)
He loves the Fish. He IS the Fish. We do not know how he ended up in a Grill House, but please do not attempt to cook him (too much).
A little flame should be fine.
Meteor Wol (Chat)
Poster boy all ready for new adventures. Friendly, nice, easy chatter. Or if you simply need a listener, he is the master of silently smiling and nodding.
Shade's notes: Has a thing for Fish Hyur. Keep them apart or they will start flirting.
Toti Rottenbone (Chat)
Fishing Maniac. Talk about fish. If you know what a fishing window means, he will like you. Alot.
Shade's notes: Keep him away from the Fish Hyur, we do not want to pay staff insurance.
Matthias Voidborne (RP only*)
Cheerful, naive and gives big tight hugs. There's a weird slimy feel to this young Hyur though; Something is definitely amiss.
Oh. And he has no vocal chords (?!?).
Shade's notes: Keep him away from the food.
Troy Heavensfall (Chat)
This pale and softspoken young man seems to be not... quite... there...? Did he just flicker for a second-
Shade's notes: Needs a shrine in the house or he might disappear again.
Kiyo Rengoku (Chat)
A saucy meat aficionado looking to spice up your grill game; Let's get smokin' and sizzlin' together!
Warning: I've got the best meat rubs in town, let's turn up the heat and make some mouthwatering memories.
#BBQAndChill
What do we offer?
We run the Meathouse topless. Do you really need anything more than that?What? Yes? Fiiiiiiine.
Our Meats and Drinks
Take a look at our sizzling, mouth watering grills!
We offer all-you-can-eat packages, so you can have a taste of all the available cuts.Check out the MENU.If you are not hungry and is just here to ogle (we completely understand), fret not! Everyone's welcomed to sit around, you can even ask for a glass of water for free.
| BBQ Set | Price | What is Included |
|---|---|---|
| Premium MEAT Buffet | 20,000g | Any Food in the menu. Any Drinks in the menu. Go gett'em! |
| Sizzling HOT! Buffet | 30,000g | All Food. All Drinks. And a Sizzling Hot picture with a topless staff of your choice! (+20k for additional staff in the picture, up to 3 max*) |
| HEATWAVE! Buffet | 100,000g | All Food. All Drinks. Served to you by your pick of our staff and you get their company for 30 mins! (SFW Only Please! Our Hyurs are shy!**) |
★ Feeling Rich? For 1 000 000 gils, buyout 30 mins of basic buffet for EVERYONE! ★
We'll make sure everyone know you're the one treating!
*Gposes with more than 3 staff members is fixed at 1m gils, and will only be available after-hours to avoid affecting venue operations. You may put in a request early so that we can get the meat staff members to be ready.**Staff company is now limited to a maximum of 3 customers at a time, charged accordingly. If the premises are too crowded, visitors who have paid for company will have the option to move to a private dining area on request.
!!! Disclaimer, rules, yada yada yada. Mainly, dont bully our staff, dont be rude, practice basic common sense;
If you make our Hyurs cry, Shade will be very displeased and will boot you out of the place.
This Venue?
This is a for-fun, for-laughs venue by a bunch of mismatched weird Hyurs.There will be topless males. Because we like to run around topless.
If you are uncomfortable with that please do not visit.
Do visit the other venues that our staff have, where they are (probably) not running around shirtless.Besides the topless-ness, this venue is considered SFW (Mostly). It MAY get pretty suggestive, but do keep any outright NSFW RP or comments to private chats.This is not a strict RP venue, casual chats are fine!Any disruptive chat or actions (RP or otherwise) will be viewed with extreme prejudice and you will be given a warning. Further disruptions will result in blacklisting.Not all our staff are well-versed in RP, so if that is what you prefer, please check with the staff on duty if there are any Hyurs that matches your RP requirements!There is no Syncshell for the venue. You may ask individual staff for their secret code, though please remember that staff are not obliged to share if they do not wish to do so.And finally~ If you like us or our services, or wish to share any Gposes, tag us on X (Twitter) with #MEATHOUSE_XIV.
And do tip us! We're all poor, broke Hyurs!
The Meathouse Card Collection.
We heard you like Gacha. Its the HOT things these days.SO WE BRING YOU GACHA.Meathouse brings to you our very own collection of Collectable Cards, with various in-venue objects, concept and of course, our Very Hot Staff.
How does it work? How do I play?
It works similar to all gacha system. You play by giving us gils.To start collecting, approach any of the gacha handlers in the venue to purchase a Collection Book for a fee of 50k.
The purchase of the Collection Book comes with 5 special rolls to start you off, so you can get 5 cards with increased gacha rates straight away!You will be given a personal link to your own collection page, where you can check which cards you already collected and access the card images for those cards. Links to the actual cards will appear once a card is obtained in the gacha.Once you obtained your personal Collection Book, you can simply request for new Gacha rolls from any of the gacha handlers on duty.
Rolling the Gacha
The Gacha comes in 2 types, Base Rolls or Special Rolls. Prices and Bundles are as follows:
| Cost | Gacha |
|---|---|
| 5000 gil | 1 Base Roll |
| 50 000 gil | 10 Base Roll + 1 Special Roll |
| 10 000 gil | 1 Special Roll |
| 100 000 gil | 10+2 Special Roll |
To do the rolls, wait for the gacha handlers to invite you to a party, and do /dice 200 for BASE rolls, or /dice 100 for SPECIAL rolls.
Each value between 1 to 200 have their corresponding card, which will then be added to your collection list by the handlers, and you can check the updated cards immediately.(As the actual rolling does take time, please be patient and queue up if there are others trying to request for gacha too. If there are multiple people in the queue, each guest will be allowed a max of 50 rolls for their turn. You may requeue if you wish to pull again.)
More Details
To make things transparent, we tabulated the information of the gacha cards and chances right here.Table of the roll values and their corresponding cards are hidden for now, though they may be revealed in future once all the cards have been revealed by collectors.A little extra information... All SSR cards have roll values corresponding to their card numbers in the Collection Book's card list :3
| Rarity | Total Unique Cards | % Base Rate | % Special Rate |
|---|---|---|---|
| SSR ★★★★★ | 10 | 5% | 10% |
| SR ★★★★ | 13 | 13% | 26% |
| R ★★★ | 14 | 21% | 28% |
| UC ★★ | 18 | 36% | ~12% |
| Normal ★ | 14 | 25% | ~10% |
MENU - MEATS
Prime Dzo Steak
Aldgoat Steak
Chargrilled Dodo
Salt Grilled Carp
MENU - DRINKS
Pineapple Juice
Orange Juice
Ciders (Alcoholic)
Spirits (Alcoholic)